looking for that perfectly unique christmas gift that'll scream "this came from me?" and don't worry, it's only slightly less creepy than how angelina jolie used to wear a vial of billy bob thornton's blood around her neck to show how much she loved him. (is it funny that i subconsciously used the spelling "vile" initially? i think not)
picture this: a LARGE artistic portrait of your very own dna or fingerprint hanging over the fireplace in your loved one's family room. cozy. what, not sexy enough for you? looking for something a little more santa baby-ish? how about your lip print, yes lip print, as artwork?
it's probably a good idea to ask yourself before giving this gift: "do i ever plan on committing a crime where they might find my dna/fingerprint/lip print? if so, maybe i shouldn't have a giant picture of it hanging up somewhere..."
and if you're really considering this gift, you might also want to ask yourself: "have i lost my marbles?"
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i saw this on The Doctors! (yes, sometimes i watch The Doctors)
I'm embarrassed to say that I saw these pictures in Wired a couple of months ago and actually thought they looked pretty cool. But then again, my bookshelf is also littered with comic books.
yeah, that doesn't surprise me dustin.
...and sorry to say it becky, but that doesn't surprise me either...
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