talk about a totally radical party dude

pop quiz, hot shot: what do you get when you combine pop rocks, candy cigarettes, some tubular 80s tunes, blackened chicken (apparently that was big back then??), and 12 totally boss characters?

a bitchin' murder mystery party! introducing,

the lovely - albeit spacey - former miss america hostess, melinda vaness


her billionaire texas boyfriend, jr duwing (yes, he is blending up some frozen dacqueris in case you were wondering)



what a way cool couple


the babelicious pop queen ladonna

and her adopted malawi baby (it's all the rage for good press of course)


the gnarly rockstar willy idol getting crazy with the cheese wiz


and gracing us all with his solid tunes


the anti-social karate and atari expert, chris karate




the valley girl gold-digger molly holiday. like, whatever


and her less-than-interesting husband biff bushneil


little did we know that he was actually a closet break-dancer


the heart-throb actor max gibson. he's so dreamy


yes, ladies...his shirt is see-through. watch out


the beloved (not) rev. jerry flawless. sorry to see you had to be killed, rev. but, like gag me with a spoon, you weren't that hip, dude.


and his, as it turns out, daughter allergra summer - a discovery made seconds before he died!


the rockin' jazzercise goddess jane fondamy


the celeb photographer, vanity shuetz (unfortunately she was taking all the pics so we have zip of her. isn't that the life of a photographer?)

and what 80s murder mystery party is complete without a baby table?


wicked party everyone. you guys are all radical dudes and dudettes fer sure!