so maybe you live in an apartment complex where i’m pretty sure there’s some sort of rule about not drilling holes into your cabinets or cutting pipes under your sink or installing foreign objects into your kitchen (i don’t really know this…i’ve never actually looked at our contract…i can only assume).
and maybe you have a neighbor below you who hates you and bangs on her ceiling anytime you’re hanging a picture, practicing your flute, watching a movie or breathing. and maybe she bangs on the ceiling even if it’s 4 in the afternoon. and maybe you shouldn’t push your luck by drilling holes in your cabinets at 11 at night.
and maybe your parents are in town and they’ve just met your boyfriend over a nice dinner and they’re impressed with how accomplished and classy he is.
but then you remember that you want hot water. instant hot water. and your boyfriend brought his tools.
and maybe you have a neighbor below you who hates you and bangs on her ceiling anytime you’re hanging a picture, practicing your flute, watching a movie or breathing. and maybe she bangs on the ceiling even if it’s 4 in the afternoon. and maybe you shouldn’t push your luck by drilling holes in your cabinets at 11 at night.
and maybe your parents are in town and they’ve just met your boyfriend over a nice dinner and they’re impressed with how accomplished and classy he is.
but then you remember that you want hot water. instant hot water. and your boyfriend brought his tools.
an hour later, a couple bangs on the floor from the neighbor, a lot of broken contract clauses, some clipped sink pipes and a few shots of some nice plumber’s crack for the parents, we enjoyed the best insta tea party ever!
deposit schmeposit – we have instant hot water.
3 comments:
Hmmm...You two have a lot of cleaning supplies for such a small apartment?!
Congrats to Bill for no leaks! The apartment will never know ;)
yeah...i may or not be obsessed with cleaning... ask meghan about how i bought an entire cupboard full of cleaning supplies right when we moved before even setting foot in a grocery store. food is secondary to cleanliness
Thank you Amy! It was hard to work in such a cleaning-supply-dense space.
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