here’s why this store hasn’t thought this through enough:
1) i hope the store intends on giving these gifts to the kiddies after their parents retrieve them. what if the employees get too excited to enforce their policy that they give the kid a shot of caffeine right away and then the parents never come back. joke’s on them. this is totally realistic, too. if i accidently left my kid at this store, i would for sure not go back to get him. i don’t need any more puppies – it’s just not worth it.
2) what kid wouldn’t want to run away if there was a promise of a free puppy attached?
3) what kid would actually drink espresso. gross…they’d end up giving it to the puppy and wouldn’t that be fun
p.s. isn’t that a nice full-body shot reflection? so artistic
1) i hope the store intends on giving these gifts to the kiddies after their parents retrieve them. what if the employees get too excited to enforce their policy that they give the kid a shot of caffeine right away and then the parents never come back. joke’s on them. this is totally realistic, too. if i accidently left my kid at this store, i would for sure not go back to get him. i don’t need any more puppies – it’s just not worth it.
2) what kid wouldn’t want to run away if there was a promise of a free puppy attached?
3) what kid would actually drink espresso. gross…they’d end up giving it to the puppy and wouldn’t that be fun
p.s. isn’t that a nice full-body shot reflection? so artistic
2 comments:
hmmm that is a pretty good store policy. people should always be looking for ways to give unfamiliar children things so that in the future the small child maybe more willing to get into dark vans with the license plate covered up and the creepy guy in the baseball hat and glasses offering them candy.
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